Let's Pump It Up

Something random I did for a "battle royal" type story writing thread where random characters are introduced and stories unfold...killing, befriending, betraying, blah blah. It's all quite ridiculous, and this cat is no exception. Here's a Hawaiian shirt and short shorts wearing, cigar smoking, super soaker packing, Hunter S. Thompson wannabe about ready to unleash the beast.  LOL 

This piece is absurd.